maddock

Extreme Fattness...anything involving being fat, lazy, sloppy, ugly, and conservative.

Quit acting like Maddock

by Ashtar2 May 23, 2006

Maddoch

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Maddoch is a very thoughtful person with a large dick. Maddoch, was born from a family of ninjas from feudal Japan, his family consisted of 4 pirates, 3 ninjas, 2 samurai, and 1 clown. I honestly think anyone named Maddoch can slay up to 50 women with his dick, and make them all orgasm simultaneously while he holds up his country flag with his bare ass cheeks. Also still lives with his Mom

God, this guy is awesome, I bet his name is Maddoch.

by Maddz04 July 29, 2023

maddoch

Maddoch is a very thoughtful person with a large dick. Maddoch, was born from a family of ninjas from feudal Japan, his family consisted of 4 pirates, 3 ninjas, 2 samurai, and 1 clown. I honestly think anyone named Maddoch can slay up to 50 women with his dick, and make them all orgasm simultaneously while he holds up his country flag with his bare ass cheeks. Also, I told you my name was in here.

God, this guy is awesome, I bet his name is Maddoch.

by AhegaoFaceMask October 11, 2020

Maddocks

Similar to a male reproductive organ, see also cock. Also used to describe the flaky bits of semen on the end of a penis. It is also the term used by many cultures for aids.

"Oh my god you stinking whore! you gave me MADDOCKS!"

or

"You Giant MADDOCKS!"

by Danny Hunt September 20, 2005

Maddoc

A smart, funny guy who is usualy known for his looks. Maddoc's are usually blond or brunette and are very popular. Maddoc's are never afraid to be themselves and they have outgoing personalities. Did I mention Maddoc's make good companions?

Girl 1: "ooh! Who's that hottie?"

Girl 2: "thats Maddoc, you should say hi to him!"

Girl 1: "are you kidding me? You go up to him!"

by imagineYOUU August 3, 2019

Maddock

Huge pp loves to cuddle romantic and handsome

He is such a maddock

by Hfjfndm February 3, 2021

Maddocks

in the building

Person 1: Wow, it's Maddocks!
Person 2: Maddocks in the building.

by Kaithecool November 22, 2021