Maxtube

Some nigga that has shitty english. He's probably a nigga that sounds like a kid at the age of 15 too. He really likes to maxturbate in his house while his mom is not watching and teaches people how to maxturbate like him.

Random person: I'm not being friends with a maxtube.

by nigga lick 69 September 11, 2020

macubator

An overly zealous fan of anything Apple.

I thought the macubator was going to cum in his pants when he finally got to the counter to pay for his iPhone.

by stonegatherer November 18, 2007

Macturbating

Noun: The act of pleasuring oneself through the use of an Apple Product.

Steve got an iPhone5 for his birthday and has been macturbating all weekend

by Madhav4 September 14, 2012

mastubate

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!

by lizaah May 20, 2006

Mastubatorium

An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.

Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"

Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"

by AxelPee April 21, 2008

Tolin MaTubbin

A lil bitch

Oh you know Tolin Matubbin? He's a lil bitch

by ColinMACUBB November 23, 2019

macuba13

One of the best Halo 3 players to date, better then both Flemroid and Jusdispatcher combined. His dominance is unchallenged.

Macuba13 is a Halo 3 God.

by MACUBA June 17, 2008