cock magock

When yo bitch being disrespectful and you slap her with your penis.

Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!

by ZachFuckerAsswioe April 21, 2016

macack

used to refer to ones penis.
Yacack can be used to refer to someone else's penis

Guy 1: "Hey look at macack!"

Guy 2: "Dude really put your pants back on. I'm starting to think you really are gay."

by Doober McFly March 8, 2011

slobberedon Mycockyoubitch

1.Popular saying from Yugoslavia. Used by males to their bitches, just after a certain sexually act, also seeblow job.

2.Ex-president of Yugoslavia(correctly pronounced Slobodan Miloševiæ)

1."oh fuck, get a towel, coz you've slobberedon Mycockyoubitch"

2."I am not going to vote for slobberedon Mycockyoubitch in the next election, coz hes a Cunt"

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

mocock

a mohawk on your cock

billy: man, i shaved my pubes into a mocock last night!

andy: awesome!

by mocockarific March 31, 2009

captain McCockblock

a master cockblocker, a fonzie type that is the reason you're still masturbating every night

Gee thanks captain McCockblock! There goes my last chance of experiencing paid for sex.

by captain McDoucher August 5, 2011

Cocky McCockstein

1.A Person who thinks a lot of ones self. In other words being Cocky.
2. One who loves the Cock and is Homo. Used mainly as a put down.

1.-Bill thinks so much of himself.
-Yeah fuck that Cocky McCockstein.
2.Screw you!!
-Eat dick you Cocky McCocktein

by Derek "Nasty Boy" MIller November 1, 2006

rancid mancock

A gentleman's cock that is really rather rancid.
A not so charming character by the handle of Corrin who stinks up an otherwise great mecha anime channel with his dirty hands.

Corrin! You're a rancid mancock and when you die I'm gonna jerk one off over your grave. Even in death you'll still be a filthy jizzbitch. Oh don't cry! I love you really...

by l33tc4k30fd00m August 28, 2004