Holy Mackerel

An expression used when something happens that is unexpected HOLY MACKEREL!

Holy mackerel I was never expecting that DOG to jump on me. I feel like going out and catching an actual mackerel to settle my nerves. Holy mackerel

by S.Dawg June 3, 2017

Mackerel

A slang term representing one U.S. dollar, generally used amongst fellow poker players.

That bluff just cost me three hundred mackerels.

by HammerHeads March 1, 2008

mackerel mick

A severe stench eminating from a woman's vagina smelling somewhat like rotten fish, sometimes known as turket puss.

Was going for the BIG CHOMP, got hit by the mackerel mick and spewed all over the rotten clam.

by jimmy yogi August 21, 2006

Slimey Mackerel

What you have when you pull your cock out of a chick just after you blew inside her.

Jack said to Sally - suck my slimey mackerel

by wezzzz August 13, 2010

holy mackeral

holy sainted fish of surprise, a fish that has been lifted to saint hood

"Holy Mackeral Batman, the Penguin is going for the sushi gun!"

by elgemstar April 23, 2007

holy mackaroli

A combination of holy mackarel and holy macaroni. Used when something is so mind-blowing you don't even have the words to describe it.

girlfriend: "i'm pregnant..."
boyfriend: "well holy mackaroli, tickle my chin-whiskers!"

by Adogwithalog October 17, 2018

Lick the mackerel

Drinking from the fury cup. Conducting oral sex with a female - often associated with female on female action.

Are you a lesbian? " No I'm afraid I don't lick the mackerel!"

by My Nit September 8, 2006