MacHighver

v. 1. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem relating to cannabis, using only the tools available at hand. 2. To jury-rig a smoking device.

n. Someone who can regularly cobble together bongs or pipes using only the tools available at hand.

"All I have is this Squash, a trumpet mouth-piece, and a pair of scissors- lets smoke this shit, MacHighver style"

MacHighver Says: "I used a gallon of milk, scotch tape, and a leather-punch to make a bong, and got so baked."

by PfhorRunner December 23, 2009

Mashiah

1. the promised and expected deliverer of the Jewish people.
2. Jesus Christ, regarded by Christians as fulfilling this promise and expectation. John 4:25, 26.

messiah

c.1300, Messias, from L.L. Messias, from Gk. Messias, from Aramaic meshiha and Heb. mashiah "anointed" (of the Lord), from mashah "anoint." This is the word rendered in Septuagint as Gk. Khristos (see Christ). In O.T. prophetic writing, it was used of an expected deliverer of the Jewish nation. The modern Eng. form represents an attempt to make the word look more Heb., and dates from the Geneva Bible (1560). Transf. sense of "an expected liberator or savior of a captive people" is attested from 1666.

The great Mashiah is anointed...

The coming of the Mashiah and the great work he was to accomplish on earth...

by lstmnd December 27, 2009

Machiavelli

whether you subscribe to the ideas of a 16th century Italian political philosopher. But experiments have shown that reactions to Machiavelli act as a kind of litmus test, delineating differences in temperament that can be confirmed with more traditional personality inventories. High Machs constitute a distinct type: charming, confident and glib, but also arrogant, calculating and cynical, prone to manipulate and exploit

True low Machs, however, can be kind of dependent, submissive and socially inept. So be sure to invite a high Mach or two to your next dinner party.

high Machiavelli - Think Rupert Murdoch, or if your politics permit it, President Clinton.

by Crackass2 July 31, 2006

Machiavellian delay

A conscious delay in response for the purpose of not appearing too overly eager to respond.

"I reject the concept of a Machiavellian delay. I think social networking has made this tactic transparent. The new ethic is authenticity, which lends itself to fluid communication."

by shadyladyk March 6, 2010

Niccolo Machiavelli

Tupac’s name, Makaveli, originated from the politician, Niccolo Machiavelli who was born on May 3, 1469, in Florence, Italy. His life was dedicated in his passion to politics.

"yoo tupacs coming back reincarnated!" "its makaveli dumbass" "how?" "he changed it and it originated from Niccolo Machiavelli"

by tupacfan February 10, 2014

Machiavellian Wheel-barrow

Similar to the sexual position, 'the wheel-barrow' (i.e on one's back in a submissive role with the legs pulled over the partner's shoulders) the bottoming person would be either debating, complaining, glaring (or all at the same time) during the entire process.

I was trying to make him comfortable for his first time, but the agitated little shit kept patronizing me and glaring at me. It was probably my fault for provoking him, but heck it was a total Machiavellian wheel-barrow moment.

by Le Emme February 21, 2011

maciah

the most amazing girl ever! she’s so sweet, kind, and selfless. if you have a maciah in your life, then you are so lucky!

friend : “We have to invite maciah!”
other friend : “OMG YES I LOVE HER!”

by bruh, facts March 7, 2020