My Dad 

Some broke ass nigga I never even knew.

This "Dad" character sent my mom 15 bucks for my bithday last week.

My Dad by Rick June 6, 2004

My dad 

A pain in the ass that doesn't give 2 fucks about me

My dadshould rot where ever he is right now

My dad by Tracket December 17, 2017

My Dad 

He gave me Aids.

Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."

Me: "Sure thing Dad!"

Doctor: "You've got Aids"

Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"

My Dad by MyDadGaveMeAids! December 3, 2018

My Dad 

Good at hide and seek

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(

My Dad by The_smart_dude February 8, 2021

my dad 

a term coined by rapper Wiz Khalifa that is use to refer to a friend. interchangeable with my homie or my nigga.

that sharpie sized doob you rolled is g, my dad.

my dad by eygirlmelenie April 5, 2010

MY DAD 

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"

MY DAD by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018

My Dad 

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

My Dad by BigBruh1424 May 12, 2019