Susan: So I was hanging out at the mall....
Tim (interrupting): Anyways, dude- did you see the game last night?
Susan: Um.... Hello?! My hair's on fire! I was talking!
Tim (interrupting): Anyways, dude- did you see the game last night?
Susan: Um.... Hello?! My hair's on fire! I was talking!
by Hair's On Fire December 24, 2007
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me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
by deezmomiscool January 18, 2022
Get the MY HAIR IS ON FIRE mug.by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023
Get the my hair it dont move mug.Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.
by simp for killua October 15, 2021
Get the crying throwing up ripping my hair out mug.A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.
by Urbanbond May 2, 2014
Get the I'm washing my hair mug.A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.
by Thaarg The Almighty October 1, 2004
Get the wet my hair mug.A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.
by duccling January 3, 2020
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