on my dick

When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.

Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?"
Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"

by RLIL1 January 15, 2008

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Your most valued object in your possession. You treat it like your dick, very gently and only let people that you REALLY love touch it.

Dude! Don't mess with that CD! That thing is my dick!

by Gray. July 26, 2010

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as my dick

when something is very drastic, good in taste or exciting.

yo man that sandwich was delicious AS MY DICK

by jhonneer December 12, 2008

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My favorite thing found in a women; is the biggest

I bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my dick!

by BOSS BITCH12344321 December 22, 2011

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when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won't stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her

*Guys phone rings*
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*

friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back

guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!

by M4NI24 March 08, 2010

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