My dick

My favorite thing found in a women; is the biggest

I bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my dick!

by BOSS BITCH12344321 December 27, 2011

My dick

A large object usually seen in holes; for example, glory hole, fanny hole and or bum hole

My dick was shuved in your deep wet hole

by Glorioushole December 20, 2016

My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 17, 2020

My Dick

the beastiest song EVER. Mickey Avalon and DJ Kris P are lyrical geniuses !

WE GOT DICKS LIKE JESUS

my dick

by noskinnypants November 10, 2010

My dick

The largest, most magestic thing imaginable. You want it.

1 Wow my dick is huge !

by Ishmael56 June 11, 2018

My dick

Bigger than your entire body

My dick is huge

by Dickbuttinthebutt November 23, 2016

my dick

fat and hard and long boi

my dick is fat and hard totally

by Stupid Af July 8, 2021