A catch phrase that came from the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card game, and is usually said when someone is about to get owned, with complete confidence.
*man 1 gets enraged with fury*
Man 2: Ha, you couldn't beat me even if you tried!
Man 1: You just activated my trap card.
Man 2: Ha, you couldn't beat me even if you tried!
Man 1: You just activated my trap card.
by seanbond5 March 02, 2012
When you do something stupid, but you spent a lot of money on it. This ends up being successful.
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber
Person 1: You really gonna put your life savings in BTC?
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!
by TT23 May 18, 2021
A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.
Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.
Mike: Shit happens.
Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
Mike: Shit happens.
Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
by 2014_chiguy November 24, 2014
I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!
Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS
by June 03, 2021
I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14
by 🤩starboy April 23, 2019
ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'
i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
by michael foolsley March 28, 2011
To have a good wank
Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
by Dink__11 April 24, 2022