muff

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff
by don June 16, 2003
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muffe

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muffe is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.
The hottest girls upkeep their muffe by shaving thier vagina daily.
by Muffe May 02, 2006
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Muff

A place in Co. Donegal Ireland that has an annual diving contest
Bloody Hell, His face is all red from muff diving out of season !
by tripedalminotaur December 30, 2008
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Short for muffaletta (or muffuletta), the sandwich invented at New Orleans's Central Grocery in the early 20th century. The sandwich, which is rooted in Sicilian cuisine, comprises several different Italian meats-- typically hard salami, mortadella and capicola-- as well as provolone cheese on a crusty, round, sesame seed-encrusted Italian loaf, but the defining characteristic is its rich olive salad, considered a delicacy in New Orleans and beyond.
"Don't fuggit ta ax fuh extra olive salad onnat muff, brah."
by jotis December 20, 2005
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To push someone's face with an open hand.
Kevin made a stupid remark, so I muffed him.

"You idiot, you deserve a muff for that one!"
by Justin Cognito January 04, 2006
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MUFFS

Acronym for Man Up For Fuck Sake. Suitably a response to someones inane whining and bitching.
"OMG Im so ill and tired and blah blah blah...."

"MUFFS you twat!!!"
by damon rosco December 22, 2010
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vagina, not pubs or dirty vagina, just vagina, how else do you muff dive, you need to enter the vagina with your tongue like a scuba dude or snorkeler,
That chicks muff was so tight!
by the taint October 29, 2006
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