murfing

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.

Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.

by nigga obie June 12, 2011

murfing

Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.

I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.

by denizen August 27, 2006

Marfing

The act of sniffing a cow's hind end as it farts with the goal of obtaining a high from the chemicals released in the flatulence.

Clint was out in the cow pastures marfing all night long.

by JBMooney March 3, 2019

merfing

A series of "merf"s made by a small/toy dog

A small/toy dog starts merfing for attention, to elaborate its emotions, or to express a want.

by Jennifer McCabe September 28, 2006

MFing

1. Fucking a bowling ball.
2. Masterbaiting against a friends wall.
3. Minking off

Dude, he is MFing the wall everyone come look!

by minkfan05 June 6, 2009

MrPing1000

The common name for a guy who rapes cattle with every day kitchen utensils, often favouring the spatula.

Pingy is MrPing1000

by Cougem May 28, 2004

Mrying

Being lowkey adorable and doing your best in a thing you are not that good in

"What are you doing with that pen, Angie?"
"I'm mrying to draw, Peter."
"Keep at it!"

by SlavaKosov November 25, 2017