mong rider

A mong rider is an old style road bike. Often riden by 'hipsters' these days.

A: How are you getting to the party?
B: Riding my mong rider

by oneworddefinition August 17, 2011

Mongenas

Used after descriptive words to add emphasis. Created by the class of 2022 at St Xavier HS in Cincinnati.

Dude, did you hear the about that guy that fell down the flight of stairs? Total clown mongenas.

by Mongebus McJohnson February 16, 2022

train mong

People who travel on trains and are utterly oblivious to anyone or anything in their immediate vicinity. They annoy all the time just by being in the same carriage and frankly should be culled.

Who the fuck is making all the noise licking crisp salts off their fingers? Oh yea, it's another fucking train mong.

by Ow See April 19, 2018

Monogatari Series

An anime/light novel series meant for those with 900 IQ. It tells the stories of different aberrations with different symbolisms.

The Monogatari Series was so confusing dude, I totally didn't understand a thing.

by Mashiro Shiina August 11, 2019

parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

by Bald Boy July 9, 2018

Cereal Monogamist

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.

Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.

by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012

Mong Bix

The practise of smoking cannabis through a bong while under the influence of ketamine.

This is a rather intense high, somewhat psychedelic, and sometimes even enjoyable.
The name is a bastardisation of the term Bong Mix, re-arranged so because this activity is known to cause severe episodes of monging out completely.

Bonging and snorting Ketamine together is called Mong Bix, and its fucking intense.

by Fludence May 25, 2010