Tit Monkey

An annoying fat person that is usually hairy and has rather large boobs.

The Tit monkey wouldn't stop asking for my lunch.

by Big boner123 December 16, 2015

tit monkey

A man who believes a cotton/spandex shirt will hold in his tits but doesn't; usually calling attention to said tits as well as pudgy arms and/or belly.

"Simon Cowell is such a Titmonkey!"

"Did you see that Titmonkey jiggling on the dancefloor?"

by bettie May 09, 2005

tit monkey

a woman, usually young, but not always (cf. Cindy McCain), who exposes her breasts, or cleavage, for commercial allure or political or professional advancement

Kirin on CNN is such a tit monkey in the morning, but Heidi isn't.

by Scatter Jack August 16, 2008

Tit monkey

A term used to describe a breast feeding infant!!

Dear the tit monkey needs feeding can you put a tit in his mouth!!!

by Wally bazoom May 09, 2016

tit monkey

One who enjoys tits alot, and is proud of it.

Hugh Hefner is a tit monkey.

by T-Moneytitmonkey November 01, 2007

Monkey Tit

1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.

"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"

by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004