monger

another word for defining a retard/window licker.

your monger timmy! stop licking that window!

by Hightvoltage Alan July 7, 2006

monger

a carniverous, african kangaroo with 3 rows of teeth. it usually eats its prey in one bite. the babies are called josphines.

shannon is a beastly monger who likes to eat her young...in one bite.

by me January 5, 2005

Monger

One to stir the pot, cause an uproar, create a disturbance or disagreement between individuals.

If You never agree with your colleagues, you may be a Shit Monger!

by Captain shittemonger February 3, 2010

Monger

A spaz or other choice of adjective for a person.
Used to joke with friends or 'innocently' tell another person that they kinda-sorta suck :)

Joke: "Jeebuz dude, don't be such a monger." ;)
Innocent term: "That chicky (or dicky) is such a monger!" :O
monger swiss cheese cocked up hobo lethargic

by MellowJellowithSarahSauce October 21, 2011

monger

First of all, you are all wrong.


Monger
n.
From the root term Cock Monger. The name came about with the need for derogatory nicknames. The name Cock Monger was originally meant for a specific member of a group. The name caught on so well that soon it became a generic nickname, later shortened to just monger, mainly because we're lazy bastards and cock monger takes up too many syllables.
Synonyms: Dickhead, asshole, asswipe, shit head, nut, sack, dumbass, etc.

Hey, Monger, get your sorry ass over here!

by Cola and The Mongers @ SHS January 10, 2004

Monger

A common word used to depict a person who is a hoarder or obsessive of an idea.
Mondern Language: Esp. used by Taige of California.

BMW DRiver: HAHA I have a BMW.
Honda Driver: Why are you such a performance monger

by BMWmonger May 17, 2004

Monger

to break, F**k, Shaft, destroy. Make love unpassionately.

Kerynn stop mongering that computer and do some F***ing work

by Duthart June 10, 2007