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Momzadamaus Syndrome

Meaning When a child is a complete idiot due to the mother being intellectually challenged idiot. The child is not at fault due to the mother's teachings .
His mother makes unintelligible decisions because of her momzadamaus syndrome .
by Lpm3 April 6, 2017
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MomZoned

When she cares about you so much. She makes you her child
"yeah dude i was totally into het. She felt like the one" "so what happened?" "she MomZoned me!"
by Great_Cesars_Ghost May 28, 2014
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momzy

A slang word used in the ghetto meaning mom
Yo momzy can i go and chill with my brethren
by Henry832 September 2, 2016
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momzoned

it's worse than friendzoned

when a girl kicks you so far out of friendzone you're like a "mom to her"
1:00 AM - ruined: ive been momzoned
by Breedyy June 2, 2018
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Momzi scheme

A plan put in place by clever mothers whereby they take something of value within their household that is not their own, secretly trade it or sell it for cash, and re-purpose the funds to increase their own wardrobe or jewelry holdings. The scheme works so long as there is an endless supply of goods coming into the home that can easily go un-noticed by a spouse or their family.
Jennifer had developed the perfect Momzi scheme. Each week she would take an oxford shirt out of her husband Tom's closet and hide it in the back of her Lexus. Once a month she would take them to the local consignment store and get enough cash for them to help buy herself a new wardrobe. Tom never noticed the shirts missing, and on the rare occasion he did, Jennifer blamed the dry cleaners. Slowly but surely Jennifer expanded the scheme to include shoes, tools, golf clubs, baseball hats, and universal remote controls. The kids possessions were next on the list.
by Daylorb November 26, 2010
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momzoid

A male mother who breast feeds any bosnian youth he can find.
AAAH! Bobbi Peats is a fucking momzoid to the new kid Yetchwazznal.
by bo nicholson October 25, 2003
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momzoned

to claim someone as being their mom or like their mom
i was flirting with my friend the other day,but then my other friend momzoned me by telling me she was like her mom
by owhahie January 27, 2012
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