momnicient

The all knowing, all seeing, eyes-in-the-back-of-her-head quality all mothers seem to share.

My mother always knows when I'm doing something I shouldn't be, because she's momnicient!

by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008

Mom n' thems

What a black person calls his or her families house. Usually said when they are "axed" where they are or where they plan to be at a later date and time.

black guy #1: where you be at son?
black guy #2: shit dawg, straight chillin' at my mom n' thems.

by 420dank_budz January 27, 2010

Momnibus

1. SUV for way to many kids.

2. 4+ seated vehicle for shuttling children/adolescents

3. Nerdy soccer mom ride "Its not a mini van damit!"

Don't call me a soccer mom just because I got alot of kids that have places to be. We dont even play sports in this family. Im a cool mom who likes comics and pop culture...you know cool stuff. I will not drive a minivan damit! Behold my 8 seater Sport Utility Vehicle "Momnibus"!

by Franklicek August 7, 2018

Momnesia

A condition in which memory is disturbed or lost due to having children....

Dialing a phone number and suddenly forgetting who it was you were calling. "I'm sorry, I dialed your number but I have forgotten who it was I was calling due to a bad case of Momnesia"

by Janabanana5 July 15, 2010

momness

Momness means all things mom that cone natural including not being cool.

She has a total momness auroa

by Magicman0982 August 23, 2017

mom'n'em

This term refers to your mom and the rest of your family

What's good?! How is your mom'n'em?

by BlkTye May 22, 2014

Momnipotent

Adj.
When your mom acts like she knows everything

mom: "dont think i dont know what u and your friends do"
me: "you dont know me, quit acting so Momnipotent"

by brobi-wan-kenobi October 22, 2010