Alan's Momming

The action of licking somebody or something from bottom to top, or head to toe.

Bro, that kid over there is totally Alan's Momming that plate

by iwanttohavesexwithyourvagina October 3, 2018

[your momming]

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian repeatedly.

Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming

by wahausfhiahfs January 8, 2009

your momming

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.

Bill: What are you doing?

John: Your mom.

Bill: No seriously?

John: Your mom.

Bill: It's not funny!

John: Your mom is not funny.

Bill: Stop it!

John: That's what your mom said.

Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!

(Tim walks in)

Tim: What happened?

Bill: Your mom.

Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!

PWND!

Bill: I love your momming

by fort awesome November 14, 2010

Uber-momming

Verb
1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.

I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.

by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017

mommin

MOMMIN/mom-in/ (v); a person who nurtures, sacrifices, and grinds for those they love while looking fly.

Mommin aint easy but look good while doing it.

by TK Tips September 15, 2021

Mommin’ ain’t easy

Something to say when describing something difficult or hard

John: Dang that test was so hard

Hayden: Well you know what they say, mommin’ ain’t easy!

by Garry fisuremen December 14, 2018

Momping

Description of something that is big!

"dude, did you see that girls booty! It was MOMPING!"

by Dr.acula1990 March 19, 2010