Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

moisturizer

n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.

by gnostic1 November 9, 2012

midnight moisturizer

you jerk off into a sleeping or passed out girls hand, then tickle her nose with a feather, then she proceeds to wipe her face with her seaman filled hand

Last night Nicole got hammered and passed out, so Chris gave her the midnight moisturizer. She woke up in the morning and looked like a glazed doughnut.

by Sean A. Collins December 27, 2007

moisturizing star

A woman with a heavenly body that quenches any man's deepest thirst without breaking a sweat.

Movie actress and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca is a moisturizing star.

by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

Moisturiser Bomb

when you have a (plastic) tub of moisturiser and you chuck it at the wall and it smashes on impact and showers and covers everything in sight with moisturiser!
(be warned, take cover before it smashes!)

you are in a public toilet cubicle and you have a tub or two of cheap moisturiser and you moisturiser bomb them by lobbing them over and at walls and they shower all the men who are urinating with moisturiser!!!!

by blazunbazun October 3, 2012

manayunk moisturizer

the large amount of semen left on a bar skank after the man has pulled out and ejaculated all over her back or chest. this semen is then rubbed into the skin while attempting to wipe it off; thus leaving a moisturized feeling

brotato: Hey man, did you end up slaying that River Rat last night?

bro: Yeah dude. She came back to my place and I gave her some Manayunk moisturizer on her back after I fucked her from behind.

brotato: haha. skank!

by king j$ July 26, 2010

Moisturiser

The male version of a cocktease a man who leads the women who like him to believe he wants to have sex with them, but doesn't intend to deliver the goods.

Ben: I've emailed you a picture of my abs, i thought you might like em ;)
Nancy: omg you're such a moisturiser!

by Kyle3191 March 30, 2009