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"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."
There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019
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Mofosheee

a studly 53 year old male living in Napa California.
Gerald James Lyon is Mofosheee
by Gerald Lyon January 18, 2009
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Merdy Mops

A "gang" in Blue Springs, made up of freshman pill poppers and vapers who claim they will jump you but will probably run away instead. Their escapades include stealing their friend's dad's gucci shoes, juuling in the bathrooms at school, and smoking weed until their moms yell at them to do their homework.
Dang, the Merdy Mops are facing their hardest challenge yet with the new juul restrictions, whatever will they do?!
by SAVAGE MERMAID January 4, 2019
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mofoslut

1. While the word's components imply that the subject would be a mother-fucking slut, the term mofoslut depicts the image of one who has made a mistake, or provided some trivial disappointment yet is still loved

(established in CSH, NY 2009)
Rachel: Thanks for not calling me!
Kim: I know, I know I'm a mofoslut.

Gabby:Can you come to my party?
Alexa:No, sorry!
Gabby:Wow, mofoslut.
by RCamps February 3, 2010
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mmofps

Acronym for "Massively Multiplayer Online First Person Shooter".

Most support a large number of players in 1 server.

See also pwned

Some examples are: Planetside, World War II Online and Battlefield 1942. Many have a monthly subscription cost to pay for server access.

Similar to MMORPG's, these games differ only in that you usually can see ahead in First Person and can fire some sort of projectile weapon, thus "killing" your opponent.
"Are there any new MMOFPS coming out this month?"
by CmdrAwesome December 29, 2004
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Crazy Mofos

Fans of One Direction are called this. Niall Horan approves of it... He is our leader...
"Hahaha ! the trends ! You lot are mad! # crazy mofos ! " - Niall Horan
by Summer Brooks July 15, 2013
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Crazy mofos

Also known as directioners

Also known as one direction fans

Also known as one of the deadliest fandoms. Ever.

We tend to crave one direction all day err day.

Our name was given to us by the beautiful Niall Horan, that Irish cutie in One Direction. He even has a shirt with the phrase in it because he loves us.

Abbreviation of crazy motherf***ers cuz that's just what we are

**may be found on twitter, tumblr, Instagram, Facebook, & other social networks one can waste time on
Ex 1:
*at a 1d concert*
Niall: I LOVE ALL YOU CRAZY MOFOS OUT DER

CRAZY MOFOS: OMG HE LOVES US I BROUGHT YOU NANDOS MY LOVE SHOULD I THROW IT TO YOU ONSTAGE OVERHAND OR UNDERHAND?

Ex 2:
Person 1: Imma crazy mofo
Person 2: prove it
Person 1: I'LL FREAKING PROVE IT TO YOUR MOM! I LOVE ONE DIRECTION SO FREAKING MUCH COME AT ME BRO! I CAN SAY THEIR BIRTH DATE, BIRTH PLACE, X-FACTOR NUMBER, WHERE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW, AND WHAT THEY FREAKING ATE FOR BREAKFAST!

Ex 3:
*on twitter- or in Harry's voice "twittah"*
@Louis_Tomlinson: Hiii
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson GET IN ME
@NiallOfficial: @Louis_Tomlinson @iwantziamsd aghhh u crazy mofo :)
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson @NiallOfficial EXCUSE ME AS I GO DIE THANK U NIALLER FOR REPLYING I LUV U BOTH MORE THAN DONUTS
by _YOUR MOM_ July 30, 2013
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