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MK

nickname for Mary-Kate Olsen. Used by fans and Mary-Kate's friends.
MK's sunglasses are bigger than her head.
by imacarnie August 18, 2005
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MK

A community college in MoCo, MD-Montgomery College

AKA Harvard on the Pike
Tracey: Where does she go to school?
Nicole: MK-not smart enough for UMD.
by amanda December 24, 2003
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MK

A hobbit that leaves feet hair and constantly clogs any toilet by leaving mini dead gerbils.
Why did you go MK in the bathroom?
by high5er April 22, 2010
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MK

Her parents are Christian missionaries and she grew up in Peru as an MK.
by Hankle June 13, 2006
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MK

n.- a person (typically female) who uses cocaine in excess, to the point which she must claim to suffer from an eating disorder to justify her drastic weight loss.

n.- not referring to Mary Kate Olsen. Where did you get that?
Kendra has turned into a total MK since she started dating Dwayne and hanging around busted-ass homies.
by S-money and B-Killa January 5, 2006
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MK

he IS god and has a GARGANTUAN p word that is ALWAYS dripping, sopping even
mk is a certified MAN. ENJOYER. also certified FEET. and PEE. enjoyer
he is a self-labeled OMEGA. MALE.
his p word is FAT and his brain is PEA SIZED !
you: "mk oh my god drip your sopping p word in my direction"
mk: "stop this tomfoolery"

you: "mk, mk, can women drive??!?!?!"
mk: "no"
by deeznuts411 December 10, 2021
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MK

MK is the shortened version of "Sending Femboy Furry Porn"
He decided to troll soo he pulled an mk
by DumbLovesFemBoys October 4, 2022
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