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Miss

A colossally grotesque joke that leaves the room in total silence and dismay. Oftentimes utilized after Gage McKay attempts to make a comical response.
Gage: “Aren’t you in PreCalculus?”
Literally everyone “Miss”
by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee November 2, 2022
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It is slang for get lost
by Wal Anoymous December 4, 2016
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come on, lets miss;

wheres he gone?
He's missed to the pub;
by majic mayhem September 30, 2005
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When someone is in the act of doing something stupid or out of line, causing embarrassment to one's self, making regrets on the action they previously took place in. Stems from the iconic saying in Nintendo 64's franchise "Mario Party". You would usually use this word as a noun. Used in similar instances as the saying, "FML".
"I had to hit my barber with a "Miss" when she messed my edge line in the front up"

"I saw this sorotiy girl running to class and she fell and busted her ass. My friends and I laughed and yelled to her, "Miss!!"

I was chillin with my t-jones when this chick text messaged me. my t-jones looked at the message as well. it said "when you gonna let me catch some of the killah weed you got". All I could do is shake my head and think "Miss".
by Brown Album December 8, 2009
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In both arms…
I have never been…

Yet, it feels as though, I have been there a million times
How I miss it!!!!
I miss you!!!!
Loving you… I will always do!!!!

Sense, I don’t know if this makes…
by Just a girl with 💔 August 9, 2023
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Man kiss. Like a man kissing a man. Like Europe. Go see.
"My God... I'm traumatized from that miss last night..."
by Meave Haters United April 30, 2005
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Iam "Hey, you know what I miss?

Hym "Huh? What?"

Iam "Chewing with the right half of our face."

Hym 😩 "Ah! Yes! God, we haven't done that in years!"

Iam "I know, right!? It's been, like, 7 years!"

Hym "Ugh! Why'd you have to remind me? Man, we used to chew almost exclusively with that side of our face!"

Iam "Hehehe, sorry. 😅 But, yeah, up until that filling came out."

Hym "I would literally create a human centipede if it meant I could chew with the right side of my face again."

Iam "Heh, right? Get some gum or something? A steak? Maybe some magic mushrooms?"

Hym "Yes! I always become hyper-fixated on my tooth-hole and my nodes whenever I do mushrooms now..."

Iam *sigh* "Yeah, it is the worst..."

Hym "Oh well..."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
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