Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.

Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.

by RxE454 August 1, 2023

Mission: Impossible

1. A well-written and extremely intelligent television show that ran from 1966 to 1973. Starring Martin Landau and Peter Graves.

2. Follow-up to the original television series that ran from 1988 to 1990. The only returning actor was Peter Graves.

3. A film loosely based on the television series. This 1996 film stars Tom Cruise and is directed by Brian De Palma. Followed by a sequel in 2000 (Directed by John Woo).

Man 1: It's too bad that the Mission: Impossible film screwed up the great ideas the show had.
Man 2: I agree!

by fetusboy September 26, 2005

Mission Impossible Teabag

The Mission Impossible Teabag is an extension of the practical joke to Teabag someone: To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter. To be a Mission Impossible Teabag one must be suspended in the air above the victim. The star position works well, but if required, a tuck and ball position may be used if mates are used to support your body over the victim.

Jess was wondering what the new pulley system and rock climbing rope/harness attached to the ceiling was for, but she later found out when she saw the pictures posted all over the internet at 4chan.com under this weeks Mission Impossible Teabag

Mel was so tired from work she didn't even make it to bed and just crashed out on the couch. So as boys do, with trusty friends there to hold his arms, Geoff was lowered over to do the deed and performed another successful Mission Impossible Teabag

by AJ_Phlare October 8, 2010

the mission impossible

When someone keeps going after swallowing all of the cock, and throws the balls in as well. Named for those movies featuring King of the Dickheads, Tom Cruise.

Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible?

by ilikeeatingbrains October 1, 2014

the mission impossible

The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.

Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!

by steady10 September 6, 2012

Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.

Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.

by Adub408 July 13, 2023

Mission Impissable

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...

Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."

by Halit March 6, 2009