milfy

“used to drescribe hot older woman”

Lily rabe is a milfy goddess

by milfheadquarters August 26, 2021

Milfy

When your girlfriend is acting like a mom while being hot.

My girlfriend was doing my laundry and looking real Milfy.

by milfy-sorry-milfy February 24, 2022

milfy way

A street, likely suburban, containing numerous MILFs

"Whenever I jogged down the milfy way, I showed off my cut abs to the housewives."

by iamnotbeingserious February 8, 2010

Milfy Cream

The most divine material in existence. Substantial quantities have not yet been obtained to analyze its chemical composition, and it can therefore not be replicated. It is a universal lubricant and has been proven to heal blindness, prevent sexually transmitted diseases, and even cure cancer. It is also effective as an acne treatment and a solvent for removing stains from clothing and upholstery. It originates deep within the milfy fluff and production is stimulated by the sighting of a Horny Hottie or at the will of Hot_Milfy_Mom. A common side effect of a Milfy Crush.

What is that coming down from the sky? Mana from heaven? Angel's tears? Unicorn blood?

No, it's Milfy Cream. Let us give thanks.

by CaptainStupendous December 30, 2011

Milfy Wolf Huntress

The best nick name for Sarah Palin. Ever.
First used on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

The Milfy Wolf Huntress can see Russia from her house.

by Toppless09 March 8, 2009

Milfy Crush

The situation that develops when Hot_Milfy_Mom a encounters a dominating and irresistably handsome male who she calls a Horny Hottie (hereafter referred to as HH), creating an overwhelming desire for him; a common side effect is an uncontrollable flow of Milfy Cream. Often causes Hot_Milfy_Mom to troll HH's chatroom or facebook page.

"Hot_Milfy_Mom keeps showing up in my room asking me to 'show armpit hh.' Last night she was there for over an hour."

"Dude, she totally has a Milfy Crush on you."

by CaptainStupendous November 29, 2011

MILFY TIME

MILFY TIME is when a man goes out to club, bar, ect; for the sole purpose of finding an older woman to be with. Whether it be for a sexual encounter or for a serous relationship.

(Man 1) Where do you want to go tonight? (Man 2) I wanna goto the Blah-Blah bar. (Man 1) But most of the time that bar is full of MILF's. What about dating someone your own age? (Man 2) F**K That! Anytime is MILFY TIME for me!

by the2ndflood September 26, 2008