Miloffee

A delightful concoction of Milo and Coffee. Usually taken before a long, hard day in the office to help deal with:
(a) being at work;
(b) the fat, ugly hobbit that wears see through clothing with black underwear;
(c) herpes

"Ohhhh that bitch that looks like Frodo is looking fine this morning, I'm gonna make a miloffee with 4 sugars to celebrate!"

"What!! you gave me herpes! I need a Miloffee to help gather my thoughts and rethink my life"

by miloffee4lyf October 11, 2012

Milford High School

What don’t you love about Milford high?

It has everything you need, too deans locking the bathroom doors from kids destroying showing there art skills on the walls, too kids pissing on floors.

Milford is the whitest trash in all of the huron district. Too girls hooking up until the school. And ofc you can’t forget the kids who have colored hair and are 300 pounds.

The best part is we have a very loving dean!
He loves the girls so much he even makes sure they’re ok. If you’re lucky enough he will even touch your shoulders a few times…

I saw a dude fingering his girlfriend at lunch, of course it’s at Milford Highschool.

Milford High School - A shitty place for kids to be forced to learn

by SlaveOwner411 October 14, 2021

Milford man

A graduate of the prestigious Milford Academy, where children are expected to be neither seen nor heard. This type of man tends to sneak through life in the same manner, being neither seen nor heard.

You can always tell a Milford man.

by jumpandyell October 3, 2008

milfoteque

world famous discos where the MILFs usually go for a spin and where meet up with Cougars for a easy hunting session!

Tommy: "I am getting bored in this bar, what do you propose to do?"
LogJamming: "I have the place for you, let's go to the best milfoteque in town!"

by themilfonian November 3, 2011

Mr. Milford

Basically a God called Cole a little bitch

Cloe you little bitch I am your ruler mr. Milford

by jjkk2006 October 25, 2019

MILFF

Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!

That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

Milford Michigan

A town located in Oakland County. It is small, but mighty. It is also home to the prestigious Milford High School, home of the Mavericks. It is also inconveniently and stupidly located in the neighboring town Highland. It has students ranging from badass theater people to motherfucking Jocks. On the other side of town includes Central Park, where kids play on swings by day and innocent and stupid girls get raped and shot there by night. After school and on weekends, kids enjoy aimlessly walking downtown with no money and do absolutely nothing of value. That side of town is home to Muir Middle School, where 6th graders get more short and annoying by year, where 7th grade girls become sluts before your eyes, and where 8th graders become full of themselves and cause drama, then get laughed at the year after. It also contains Milford Cinema, where the voicemail is ridiculously and unecessarily long. During the summer, thousands of people gather for the annual Milford Memories festival, where adults can listen to crappy music and get drunk in the beer tent, and teenagers come to hang with people they barely talk to and get innapropriate Henna tattoos that they attempt to hide from their parents, until they blow their cover, get grounded, sneak out in the middle of the night, and go fornicate in the woods of Central Park.

milford michigan

by I am Batwoman. Chyeah. December 31, 2010