milf dud

An older woman who looks good from behind or from a distance only to end up a turn off when observed facially up close or when naked.

"She was hot until she showed her face. What a milf dud"
"85% of women over 40 are varying degrees of milf dud"
"Usually I like sex with the lights on... unless she's a milf dud"

by jenno28 January 2, 2009

milf day

This special day happens on the 2nd Sunday in May. It usually coincides with Mother's Day. It is mostly celebrated by male teens and old, balding men.

Hey dude, it's milf day today! What did you get for Patrick's mom?

by Jay-Zed May 9, 2008

MILF Dyke

A mature woman with sons that came out of the closet and lives as a lesbian.

"Cameron became a MILF Dyke after her affair with Lía, her daughter's best friend"

by Krashito September 14, 2016

International milf day

It the 4/20 or April 20th
Everyone is required to take a photo with their hot mom and put it on their story.

Damn, I can't wait for international milf day

by Dxrmal on sc June 4, 2021

MILF Dud

The husband of a MILF who cannot sexually fulfill their hot wife and is completely oblivious about it

See Steve Letourneau

Jacob is such a MILF dud because works long hours everyday while his wife sleeps with the pool boy.

by Ere June 2, 2007

milf day

milf day june 19th

emma: hey it’s milf day today

david: heard ur mom was a milf

by juicywetfart April 7, 2021

Milf Day

The day after Mother's Day

On Mother's Day, many mothers post pictures celebrating their special day, thereby allowing for Milf Day, when the milfs found the day prior are celebrated.

by Morgan_Rose99 May 9, 2022