MFW

A drunk alcoholic bitch, that has 3 24 hour tokens, begs her people for money 24/7. Also have meltdowns, Sex, Threatens children and animals.

Noel did you heard Charlie pulled a MFW again. For the 3 week

by One Leg wonder December 20, 2020

mfw

Abbreviation for "my face when

>mfw gerrard scored a goal against the us after 4 minutes

by unowiel June 14, 2010

mfw

Stands for "My Face When". Some people will type a strange emoticon after or just leave it as mfw.

>mfw :U

>mfw people think this is a remix

by TrashednScatteredD January 13, 2011

mfw

My feet wiggle.

Used to describe situations where you feet wiggle.

"I can't dance, but MFW when the music starts."

"MFW when you tickle them."

by missjamie75 May 9, 2011

mfw

My fucking word, a play on "my word", an exclamation typically associated with the 19th and late 20th century upper class.

mfw, how much will that cost!?

by Almighty B January 13, 2013

mfw

Mother fuckin' what

"Hey, my mum just told me that my parents are getting divorced"
"MFW!?!?!?!?"

by ConfusedChild August 1, 2015

mfw

More fucking worse

Sam: Yeah last week was horrible, then today she made me sleep on the couch...

Alex: .... mfw man, best fix this

by BlackWite August 18, 2011