A drink named after "The Motherfucking
Ryan." It is named after one of the University of Oregon's finest frat brothers. He is a person who gained serious notoriety on a 2015
Christmas Princess Cruise to the Mexican Riviera not least because he looks like Justin Bieber, began drinking at 7 am, nearly devirginized a very basic white girl who left him a note for friendship, then had sex with a 35 year old
feminist redhead who came on the boat on behalf of someone trying to date her. And, to
top this notable list of achievements off, he was drunk nearly the entire time and had an unlimited alcohol card to buy every person on the boat drinks, which he did, frequently.
This is a drink with magic powers. Drinking this too makes you like
Ryan. Use this power wisely.
The drink --
1 part Coinetreau, a french liquor to celebrate
Ryan's "french heritage" (AKA The time he went to Paris and got WASTED at a rave with his "rave
baby")
1 part Tequila, a mexican liquor in abundance aboard a cruise ship to Mexico
1 part lime, squeezed by Serbian crew members at 3 am, preferably.
This is like a margarita except there is no
salt on the glass and the drink is like 80% alcohol. It gets you drunk very fast while the second drink tastes like
water. No hangovers were ever reported drinking this.