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meditation

something that can seem boring and uncomfortable, but just try it for more than 30 min, daily, to get back your investment, plus interest.
you don't need to sit in an uncomfortable position, but also don't fall asleep immediately because you finally stopped looking at a laptop or phone screen for 5 minutes and your brain feels utterly grateful and relieved.

useful to pick a goal to keep you engaged. even though they are not really-really a thing, as described on the internet, like a lot of other things, really, a lot of people feel very motivated to finally feel some chakra. why not pick this?

why not try meditation to feel some interesting things? ...eventually
something to meditate on

Doug: your entire body can basically be seen as a lot of chakras, kinda. if you are very pragmatic, think about the fact that you have nerve endings everywhere, works! if you get very spiritual with this, you can also say you are not just your body, so more chakras to focus on. try meditation.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.
"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.
by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017
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Meditation Group

Yeaaah, that's a cult
"We're not a cult, we're a meditation group".
"Let us teach yourself to open your mind and better your life by joining our cult- I mean meditation group".
by Veranica_iwantweed May 8, 2018
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meditation sticks

/ˌmed.əˈteɪ.ʃən stɪks/

def.: another term for cigarettes
Scott: yo, you got any meditation sticks on you?
Dylan: yeah, here take a couple
by TheTallestPsychonaut January 22, 2026
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mindlessness meditation

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.
I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019
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guru meditation code

A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.
Before accepting the message, you may wish to write down the guru meditation code. You may then email it to Red Lion technical support, so that one of our technical gurus can meditate on this information in order to track-down the cause of the problem.
by rootbeer277 October 18, 2008
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microsoft meditation moment

"while installing NT 4.0 Server, I had many Microsoft Meditation Moments to relax"
by Daniel Trivin August 22, 2006
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