menstrophobic

fear of having anything to do with a woman's menstral cycle.

Donna: Amy, Where's your man?

Amy: Aww...he's being menstrophobic.

by BeavBaby June 4, 2009

G-Meistrous

Having the manner of a overpowering man, one who is loud, creative, smart, well-mannered, competitive, and "an acquired taste." To be G-Meistrous is both a compliment, an insult, and a challenge

Gregory: Let's have a world capitals contest, I betcha I can whoop your butt and show you who's daddy!

Justin: Sheesh, don't be so G-Meistrous man

Gregory: Oooh... it's on, it's on I tell you

by G-Meistro January 3, 2010

menstrous

(adj.) having the ugly or frightening behaviour often attributed to "monsters" manifested by women when experiencing PMS.

The extrinsic-origin of the word is to be found in Slavic languages where "monstrum" stands for "monster", and so a noun of this word (a lady in PMS) would therefore be a "menstrum".

Selena threw her menstrous look at him and in it he could see all the fearful wretchedness of a wild animal captured.

by T-Error November 28, 2016

mistro

male version of a mistress

got laid by my mistro last night

by lsquared7 March 2, 2011

Menstrocity

When a girl has a very large period that even the tampons and pads can't absorb all the blood.

Mia had such a huge period it was a menstrocity!

by retroreto September 8, 2012

MistroMan

A MistroMan is a legendary person that is really kind to everyone and is just a genuinely nice person to be around. He really is a legend.

Hi MistroMan, ily!

by Mintoiti February 25, 2019

stiff mistro

A boy who hasnt gone through pueberty with a small penis who has constant erections

Hey stiff mistro you got a banana in your pants?

by krakajack January 10, 2009