the only thing I got out of this place was the drive to work for myself for the rest of my life.
A hellhole data entry centre that is populated by teenagers and useless managers, paid nearly twice as much as the people they make do all their work.
A hellhole data entry centre that is populated by teenagers and useless managers, paid nearly twice as much as the people they make do all their work.
by peter 'we'll look into it' fenton January 15, 2004
A place where 95 percent of employees are happy to work in reasonably relaxed surroundings getting paid above average wages for the role with quite generous bonus incentives. 5 percent of employees attend to loaf, meet other loafers and take Royal Mail for a ride until their comeupance is due.
continually complaining with a negative defeatist attitude but know there is no better job out there where their lazy, tedious attitudes would be accepted.
by Happy Keyer February 24, 2005
A fictional (yet very apparent) disease, contracted when one is perceived to have worked at the MDEC for an abnormal period of time.
Symptoms include: random hand gestures, Dick and Dom quotes, Napoleon Dynamite quotes, outlandish nicknames assigned to virtually everyone in the workplace, and completely bizarre "games" played at the MDEC during quiet periods (most of the time), with utterly irrelevant rules.
Symptoms include: random hand gestures, Dick and Dom quotes, Napoleon Dynamite quotes, outlandish nicknames assigned to virtually everyone in the workplace, and completely bizarre "games" played at the MDEC during quiet periods (most of the time), with utterly irrelevant rules.
"That guy pretending his arm is a periscope and lobbing imaginary grenades clearly has MDEC Dementia."
"Ooo, eee, ahh, Beefy's gone potty!"
"I'm not stopping! I'm not stopping!"
"Red for ratty, green for fester. You go first."
"Let's drop a coin on the floor and see if she picks it up..."
"Can't find me cheque book..."
"No, no, no Mr. Schneider; that's COMPLETELY out of hand!"
"Here we are in the industrial zone, so-called because of CORRUGATED CARDBOARD and some PIPING!"
"Let's reveal the BUZZWIRE!"
"This is the future: SKITTLES and REMOTE CONTROLLED CARS!"
"Naebody Move! Whoop whoop!"
"Ooo, eee, ahh, Beefy's gone potty!"
"I'm not stopping! I'm not stopping!"
"Red for ratty, green for fester. You go first."
"Let's drop a coin on the floor and see if she picks it up..."
"Can't find me cheque book..."
"No, no, no Mr. Schneider; that's COMPLETELY out of hand!"
"Here we are in the industrial zone, so-called because of CORRUGATED CARDBOARD and some PIPING!"
"Let's reveal the BUZZWIRE!"
"This is the future: SKITTLES and REMOTE CONTROLLED CARS!"
"Naebody Move! Whoop whoop!"
by DC Harry Batt September 15, 2008
A place with nasty people that will bully and harass you for having a disability. They'll make up stories, spread rumours, be hostile and treat you like crap then blame you for everything!
by Meh2.1 December 15, 2023
An office with nasty people that will bully and harass you for having a disability. They'll make up stories, spread rumours, be hostile and treat you like crap then blame you for everything!
by Meh2.1 December 21, 2023