Big McIntosh

To attain the status of "Big McIntosh" one must first travel the world, in a magnificent vessel fit for a pirate lord. They must travel back in time and defeat a Viking army, and become the God of War. They naturally, can bend all elements - basically the Avatar. They are a god amongst mere mortals. They must look Death in the face, and say "Not Today", and carry on their merry way. They are usually seen riding the white warg and were made in the fires of Mount Doom. Their blood and saliva have healing properties. There is not a song a "Big McIntosh" does not know, and they know a song for everything. To someone with the "Big McIntosh" status, rum is juice, and they're usually seen with a bottle of Bacardi. They have been taught the ways of the world by many folk such as; Gandalf, Kratos, Aang, Captain Jack Sparrow, Lestat, ect.

To attain the title of "Big McIntosh" is the greatest success in life. It's more significant than finding the end of the internet.

Big McIntosh, Kaitlin McIntosh

by Lil' Harrison June 6, 2013

Full McIntosh

A person in the midst of a cocaine binge.

Bob got a key of coke and went Full McIntosh.

by FUBARofPittsburgh March 15, 2016

ben mcintosh

the greatest person alive atm every girl loves him and every guy wishes to be him, even if he is a pedo

hows ben mcintosh going? he is just bening it

by travis muchen June 15, 2010

Morgan Mcintosh

A wrestler for Penn State. Sexy is a word often used to describe him.

A: Who's your favorite wrestler?

B: Morgan Mcintosh of course!!

A: Oh, you mean that sexy heavy weight?

B: Yeah that's the one!

by zombiexkiddo August 31, 2013

Theo McIntosh

He is a sexy fucking man who makes the best content in the whole of YouTube.

Theo McIntosh is flippin’ sexy

by Theo McIntosh March 14, 2021

Jordin McIntosh

A Jordin McIntosh is the most overly caring person you will walk across on this planet. She is a warm hearted individual who when falls in love, shows non stop affection to her partner. Shes absolute stunning but never sees it. She helps everyone out but thinks shes worthless. Shes also probably very mentally unstable and is on the brink of going crazy.

"Jordin McIntosh is my best friend."

"Oh really? how lucky"

by btujnefe May 5, 2023

Summer McIntosh

An amazing Olympic Swimmer originally from Toronto, Canada. She has won 4 Olympic medals (3 gold, 1 silver) and many World Aquatics medals. Her main events are the 200 IM and the 200 Butterfly, as well as the 400 IM. She holds 4 world records and is a total sweetheart. She’s super beautiful and kind. I totally have a crush on her :).

Summer McIntosh is the prettiest woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on. Please call me! <3

by yourfunneighborhoodswimmer January 16, 2026