MBP 

An acronym for "My Big Penis" as opposed to Macbook Pro for dirty-minded people.

A: This is how I cleaned MBP. I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue.
B: That sounds dirty.
A: Oh shit. I've just realized an alternative meaning of MBP.
B: I meant the "I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue" bit.
A: Well, the alternative meaning of MBP sprang up in my mind before that.

MBP by kaamanita April 30, 2011

MBP 

Motor Boating Pediatrician. A Pediatrician who enjoys natural breasts and motor-boating them.

Dang that MBP soiled his sweats at the strip club.

My MBP has a fondness for farm animals and frequenting strip clubs.

MBP by sea net playa March 6, 2019

MBP 

Most ballainest playa'

I'm the MBP, most ballainest playa', bitch call me the mayor
Welcome to ATL, Jermaine Dupri

MBP by BDS March 19, 2003

MBP 

Acronym for Massive Black Penis.

Part of the stereotype that black men have above average penises.

Person 1: I fucked Tyrone last night.
Person 2: Woah, did he have an MBP?!

MBP by ketsmash October 16, 2017

MBP 

Acronym used by MacBook Pro owners to show off and to seem/feel superior to their interlocutors, especially if they have PCs.
Mainly when texting.

- wait, I'll see if I got that music on my MBP
- your what ?
- my MacBook Pro, dude !

MBP by MBP showing off owner March 28, 2011

MBP 

My Big Penis. Easy isn't it, to remember?
Used to simplfy a comment. Often used in dirty talk or simple SMS.

1. <SMS> do u wnt 2 play wih MBP?
2. I just wanted to say that MBP is the best ^^Y

MBP by Maxwell Jones July 2, 2006

MBP 

MBP: means Maniac Bald Person.

Britney became a MBP when she tried to kill a car with her umbrella.

MBP by Sydney; [SMD] =] January 22, 2008