MBP

Acronym for Massive Black Penis.

Part of the stereotype that black men have above average penises.

Person 1: I fucked Tyrone last night.
Person 2: Woah, did he have an MBP?!

by ketsmash October 16, 2017

MBP

Acronym used by MacBook Pro owners to show off and to seem/feel superior to their interlocutors, especially if they have PCs.
Mainly when texting.

- wait, I'll see if I got that music on my MBP
- your what ?
- my MacBook Pro, dude !

by MBP showing off owner March 12, 2011

MBP

My Big Penis. Easy isn't it, to remember?
Used to simplfy a comment. Often used in dirty talk or simple SMS.

1. <SMS> do u wnt 2 play wih MBP?
2. I just wanted to say that MBP is the best ^^Y

by Maxwell Jones July 03, 2006

MBP

MBP: means Maniac Bald Person.

Britney became a MBP when she tried to kill a car with her umbrella.

by Sydney; [SMD] =] January 22, 2008

mbp

Acronym for manbearpig

I stopped the MBP. People are super stoked on me, even if they dont know it. Excelsior!

by chillin5k April 29, 2006

mbps

megabytes per second

its installing at 23 mbps

by ooaids December 23, 2017

Mbp

Just simply “my bad pimp”

“Bro you just made me lose the game” oh shit fr? mbp

by Puppylover6666 February 06, 2021