MBA

Married But Available
Usually a term used to describe a no good punk who don't know to stop dawgin even if he is married.

Keisha: I'll fight to keep ma man, u just messin wit his mind.
Latisha: He had it written all over him: MBA: Married But Available.

by SouL April 4, 2005

MBA

Extreme homosexual. Continuously likes to take it up the butt in a gay manner with nothing but smiles. Enjoys holding hands with guys and frolicking.

MBA Guy 1: Do you want to have butt sex.
MBA Guy 2: Yes.

by Iron Man April 14, 2005

MBA

"Master of Bugger All" - An alternative take on Master of Business Administration. Describes in particular those who are taking time off for a course, where others will think that they are actually doing something else besides studying.

"Where's Jeff today?"

"Oh he's taking the week off work to do his MBA at home."

"Oh...right..."

by Temmyjinjin October 27, 2008

MBA

MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

I MEET A CUTE WAITRESS I THINK WE ARE GOING TO HOOK UP SHE'S, MBA!

by AIIRAM November 4, 2009

MBA

Masterbating Bussiness of Asswipes

Eric:"Hi! I work at the MBA..Would you like to join me?"
Me:*Slames door in face and closes all blinds* o.o;

by Sierra D< October 14, 2007

MBA

Making Babies in America - strategic child birth by international students who spend two years in the US while acquiring their Masters in Business Adminstration.

Pedro's wife just got her MBA. It's a baby boy that weighs 8 lbs and looks just like his mother!

by G Singh November 30, 2003

MBA

Master of Bringing Apocalypse

Because that's what an MBA does.

by johndot July 30, 2011