Mattress

1. To rest or sleep. rest sleep

2. To preform a sexual act on another, typically in a bed. fuck bang do it

1. "Man, I'm so tired! I'm gonna go home and mattress."

2."Hey gurl, wanna go back to my place and mattress?"

Mattress by Mich3al September 23, 2016

mattress

a comfortable thing u sleep on. and it must be white or blue and green.

u have a cool mattress! its blue and green!

mattress by ihopeudontknowme December 15, 2022

Mattress

A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.

That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.

Mattress by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023

mattress

Bed

But also used when naming various options in a hard situation

Yeah, I’ve review all the mattresses

mattress by Jaakson17391 August 1, 2023

mattress

A sleep rectangle that marketers made complicated.

“Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”

“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”

mattress by boringmattress December 18, 2024

Mattress

1. a fabric case filled with soft, firm, or springy material, used for sleeping on.
2. nonbinary version of "master," and "mistress."

DEF 1
Person 1: Hey, man, you look tired. Did you sleep well?
Person 2: Nah, man. I gotta get a new mattress, my old one is terrible to sleep on.
DEF 2
Nonbinary Person: *talking to servant.* Can you go and get me a drink?
Servant: Of course, Mattress.

Mattress by Glitchurr May 19, 2026

Mattress Goldz 

An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.

"Wuz up bro. Mattress Goldz is in the house!"

Mattress Goldz by Goldz....Mattress Goldz September 29, 2012