Mattastic

Adj. (mat-TAS-tik) The state of being more than generally fantastic, and much better than great. Rather like wonderfull, with a green tint and earthy smell about the person or object.

A few minutes after waking up, Robb felt pretty mattastic."

by Robbisms October 26, 2010

wet mattessich

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

matchstick

a skinny pale fiesty redhead chick; a flame

"but she's a redhead"
"but she a matchstick!"

by wat eva March 30, 2009

machestical

Like majestic, but with boobs.

"Damn, she's looking machestical tonight."

by ermahgerdgarlicbread October 31, 2013

matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015

matchstick workforce

overworking a bunch of people until they're burnt out, knowing you can hire their replacements once their purpose has been served.

"John has a matchstick workforce avaliable to suit your needs at anytime"

by GrontleGums October 5, 2023

Mathistic

Adjective

Someone who over-dramatizes a situation or scenario to highlight his or her infantile-istic motives to achieve cuteness.

Someone who is mathistic means that his or her reactions are animated as if something freighting has happened when in reality the situation or scenario is very minimal.

"You are very mathistic."

"Hugghhhh! You have root beer!"

--A childlike persona that one wears: A Mathis - Noun

by Coxy Drexel May 16, 2010