Matanism

A philosophy that centers around inviting everyone to a party, and once you know they have no other options since everyone else is coming to the party, charging them for it.

Matanist:"Coming to the party? Everyones gonna be there"
You"Err... I guess if Becky and and everyone will be there I don't have much of a choice"
Matanist:"Good, bring 20$"
You:"Matanism win?"

by Mr Definition Man Man Man October 21, 2010

Matan

An insecure skinny kid whos a male but sounds like a girl likes to play fortnite and sex roleplay

Matan's worried friend: stop roleplaying
Matan:*sucks on your furry cock*

by YaldaBotit August 13, 2020

matan even

He’s everywhere he’s been around since before the Bill Clinton incident

“I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton.”
-Matan Even

by Nithin13 April 10, 2023

Matan Barak

An idiot who is completely out of his league

You are a Matan Barak lol

by Matacoyo December 26, 2018

Super Matan

Definitely not in a discord vc with me right now

"Super Matan is a piece of shit and he fucked my dog"

by Coolman68 November 09, 2022

Matan Koss

Matan Koss is a fat little munchkin gremlin who is a Jewish pork eater

Hey look at the fricking matan koss over there what a fatass

by AnonymousAAS12 December 07, 2023

Matan

a man with the biggest HARDEST YUMMOEST COCK

WOW, MATAN HAS A HUGE COCK

by jytryukkjutykgut October 09, 2022