masterblazing

Masturbating while smoking weed.

Dude, my mom caught me masterblazing again.

by Curtis Grander October 15, 2013

The Master Plan

Samuel's master plan to acquire Sher lyn and place her in the VIP lounge within the 4th circle of the fortress of the mind

The Master Plan is tired of waiting, and this is the time that it is put into action!!!

by aderpyllama May 9, 2021

masterPEnation

the process of masterbaiting WHILST watching penile examination video's on youtube, for perferts that like men only.

Joe's a real fagget he was MasterPEnation ing to my dad

by Joe the masterPEniler master September 3, 2009

masterpraytion

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.

So this one time I was doing some serious masterpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.

by pandeism September 30, 2010

Masterblader

Banked track roller derby referee for the Lonestar Rollergirls from the A&E reality series called "Rollergirls". Known for his fight yell before each jam " Are you ready? Pack 'em up!!"

The Masterblader whistled twice to signal the jammers to start twenty feet behind the pack.

by Motorblade June 16, 2007

masturplace

The space or general vicinity in which one masturbates.

Timothy ordered a new massage chair from bed bath and beyond, it will probably become his new masturplace!

by John Snier October 6, 2010

masterblaze

the act of masturbating while simultaneously blazing a joint

Hey guys, I was going to masterblaze this weekend if you all would to join me.

by Al D. Douglas September 14, 2011