Melanie Martinez

American singer, songwriter and photographer. She was a member of Team Adam in the third season of the American television vocal talent show The Voice. On April 22, 2014, she released the lead single "Dollhouse," from her debut EP The Dollhouse.

Melanie Martinez was so good on The Voice!

by swiggityswagg December 21, 2014

Melanie martinez

A singer/song writer who has a very unique sense of style, loves vintage toys and baby dolls, has an amazing voice without auto toon, doesn't care what other people think of her, has a super sweet personality, and every song she writes has a really deep meaning

Melanie Martinez songs
Cry baby

Dollhouse

Pitty party
Sippy cup

Mad hatter

Soap

Alphabet boy

Tag you're it

Carousel
Mrs. Potato head
Gingerbread man

Milk and cookies

Pacify her
Play date
Dead to me

Cake

Bittersweet tragedy

Teddy bear

by Maddy hatter June 11, 2016

Sleazy Martinelli

The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.

He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.

by Ranchgirls July 24, 2020

Charles Martinet

The man who does the voice for the world famous (yes, world famous) Nintendo character Mario. He has voiced Mario since the days of Super Mario 64, and has been doing it ever since.

Martinet also does the voices for Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, and Toadsworth. He's awesome, isn't he?

Charles Martinet is great.

by Prues Byri April 19, 2009

John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.

"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"

by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021

Martinez Middle School

Where dumbass seventh graders hold a vape in their hand and go running around gaining instant fuccboi status by saying they vaped. Little kids say they’re gonna fight someone else and then don’t come to school the next day. And everyone thinks it’s a scary school but its really just a gated community.

“Hey did you go to Martinez Middle School”
“Yeah you mean White Fuckboi Gated Community”

by OmgitsAlia-A August 7, 2018

messy martinez

When you get a sloppy blowjob while being illegally transported from Mexico to America.

Juan: Hola Jose
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.

by Cameljoe June 9, 2014