mams

n. slang term for a woman's breasts. This has been derived from the term "mammary" which is a gland in the mamalian breast that secretes the hormone prolactin as well as breast milk. The mammaries become especially active during menses and pregnancy as well as while taking atypical antipsychotic medications (Risperdal, Clozaril, Zyprexa, Seroquel) causing what is known as Risperdal Tits.

Wanda's mams make perfect airbags when I collapse on her chest after orgasm.

by Bill Brasky February 2, 2005

mams

n. -- female breasts

Whoa! Look at the mams on her!

by Fro September 15, 2002

mamming

The act of laying you breasts on random items in support of breast cancer awareness

It's breast cancer awareness month and I saw a woman mamming fruit at the grocery store

by PixelKinks October 18, 2013

Mam

Congrats, you most likely forgot to spell mom you retard.

I told my mam to get me a glass of water, worst part, she is already dead!

by anonymousbutnotanonymous December 23, 2021

mam

Word following "Yes" or "No" when speaking to your mother, especially if you were raised in the Southern United States.

Yes, mam. I finished my homework.

No, mam. I would never speed in your car.

by enjoybeing April 27, 2004

Mam

The way stupid people spell "ma'am."

"Yes mam."
"I think you meant to say 'ma'am.'"

by rokkandi August 7, 2012

no mam

when someone says Hi I'm a dumb car you just gotta let no mam out

"Can someone build my house please"

"no mam"

"can I buy your pet"

"no mam"

"I will get you coronavirus"

"no mam"

by JaydensRandomDefinitons May 6, 2020