by Naughty teacher! April 02, 2013
by BabyDizz April 30, 2005
A Tauren Shaman on the Magtheridon server of World of Warcraft. He was the first shaman on Magtheridon to recieve the Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros. His highest PVP rank is Warlord and in currently an officer of Vexation.
by onebadpally July 05, 2006
Eeyore Puppybutt Esq. is a Maltese. He is a friendly little dog who weighs about 5 lbs and lives in Tampa, FL with his human parents. Eeyore Puppybutt got his law degree within his first year of life, making him quite a unique specimen of the Maltese breed. He loves to give kisses and of course, litigation advice.
"Eeyore Puppbutt Esq. you are mommies little baby Maltese, yes you are, Mommy loves you very much"
Eeyore, since mommy got arrested at the PETA rally she is going to need your legal help, now be a good Maltese and come and bail mommy out of jail.
Eeyore, since mommy got arrested at the PETA rally she is going to need your legal help, now be a good Maltese and come and bail mommy out of jail.
by Eeyores Mom April 24, 2006
I little white dog that may sometimes be cute.. but are most of the time hideously ugly, with matted fur and gunky brown crap around it's eyes.... mostly on the behalf of neglect on its owners part. These dogs will shit and piss your house up no matter what kind of training you subject them to. They bark without a moment of pausing, and practically jump on your plate when you are trying to eat dinner.
These dogs are about as useless as they come.. the only thing that they are good for is snake food.
These dogs are about as useless as they come.. the only thing that they are good for is snake food.
by fritoburrito July 16, 2010
"hey, I know we've just met but can I stick my nuts in your ringpiece? What you don't know what thats called....Why in cosmopolitain circles its called a malteser"
by Malteser April 28, 2006
Inserting the penis far enough into the anus so that the testicles push up against the outside of the sphincter and are coated with brown feces.
by Wikc June 16, 2011