A term describing someone with a pre-existing habit of watching TV, making it more challenging for parents or homeowners to limit their screen time compared to the rest of the family. Often used to highlight the irony of excessive viewing habits that go unchecked.

I once began subscribing to 600+ YouTube channels, so my YouTube watching habits are like my maid's TV viewing habits — no one in my family actually encourages it. But here I am, glued to YouTube!

maid by Emotional Cruiser July 21, 2025

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Maid & Cook combo

What a woman becomes when you marry her. A woman's place.

Jenny was a smoking hot cheerleader. Then i married her and she became my Maid & Cook combo.

Maid & Cook combo by DaBoss971 October 8, 2011

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maid cafe

Cafe where the waitress dress up in maid uniform and address customers as 'master' or 'mistress.' This practice is common in japan and other east/south Asian countries. The theme of the cafe is predominately anime/manga and the customers are otaku.

When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"

They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.

For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.

male version of this is butler cafe

Otaku: Do you want to go to maid cafe this weekend?

Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!

maid cafe by Hespia Klarerin December 4, 2010

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Maid of the mist

When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.

"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"

Maid of the mist by Fill Collins August 4, 2018

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