MAIDS

The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).

I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.

by Evan Met May 2, 2006

maidely

A really pretty,yet savage girl who is a Hispanic , smart shy untill you met her overall a.really cool sometimes annoying girl

Dam that girl must be named maidely

by Coolgirl 123 March 16, 2017

MAIDS

An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform

"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"

by vidrome November 16, 2009

Maid

A term used to address a female friend. It is the equivalent of mate, dude, bro, or man.

"What's going on maid? "

by LaMenteProfunda December 3, 2016

meth maid

A meth head hag; An older woman strung out on meth, usually skinny, white, stringy-haired, with knobby knees; i.e. Wendy the tweaker prostitute from Breaking Bad.

Man, your root beer-loving aunt is looking rough. She's starting to look like a meth maid.

by tresadrienne January 18, 2019

Baghdad maid

A method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. Could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing - etc.

See also: Pan American and South American

She didn't have anything to clean up with after I came all over the place - So I pulled a Baghdad maid and used her shirt...

by Bog-man July 29, 2016

bang maid

a woman who cooks, and clean up, and somebody that will do everything you say. And you get to bang her too.

Charlie: And I'll tell you what else, you're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.

Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.

by BenWeasel December 21, 2007