"Oh my god, where the fuck is my phone?"
"You're talking to me on it right now, I thought."
"Oh shit, total M.O.T.S"
"Huh?"
"Moment of Temporary Stupidity, I call them M.O.T.S..
"You're talking to me on it right now, I thought."
"Oh shit, total M.O.T.S"
"Huh?"
"Moment of Temporary Stupidity, I call them M.O.T.S..
by bradmon21 November 13, 2018
Get the M.O.T.S mug.Menstrual Induced Tourette's Syndrome
When a woman's menstrual symptoms are so severe (i.e., cramps, migraines, nausea) that she behaves as if she has Tourette's Syndrome.
Example #1 (without M.I.T.S.): "May I go in front of you because I only have one item?"
Example #2 (with M.I.T.S.): "Dude, you need to fucking move your ass or else I'm gonna knock you and your fucking kid out!"
Do you believe her? She's got some nerve.
She's probably suffering from M.I.T.S.
Example #1 (without M.I.T.S.): "May I go in front of you because I only have one item?"
Example #2 (with M.I.T.S.): "Dude, you need to fucking move your ass or else I'm gonna knock you and your fucking kid out!"
Do you believe her? She's got some nerve.
She's probably suffering from M.I.T.S.
by G. Silverado October 19, 2010
Get the M.I.T.S. mug.Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
Get the L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! mug.Let me get this straight. As in, clear.
by Jeanine Albert April 3, 2008
Get the L.M.G.T.S mug.(prounounced: like the baseeball glove;mitt...a MIT)noun, adjective...or verb like "M.I.Tty": moms in track suits; referring to a mom who often wears Juicy Coutoure etc. etc. or is very preppy and overly nice (aka annoying) social club mothers, country club moms, rich, lots of pink and green :-) associated with preppy,rich>>>>>>an offensive term
(sometimes used without the .S if used as singular to avoid confusion and also no extra s is added if used as plural)
(sometimes used without the .S if used as singular to avoid confusion and also no extra s is added if used as plural)
(I use this to describe mothers of other kids in my sister's very preppy, rich, school) "Of course she is a M.I.T(.S); look at her daughter!" "That is such a M.I.Tty mom." "Look at all of the M.I.T.S going to play country club tennis!"
by NONAMO May 16, 2006
Get the M.I.T.S mug.by SkiBang April 7, 2022
Get the L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S mug.Yo, man, she was hot as hell, then when she turned around, I saw she had the M.O.T.S., so i knew she was a skank!
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