M-D

M-D is short for Marie-Dominique, she's a former hip-hop singer. Now she "teaches" kids to "speak" French. In order to accomplish this goal she leads a dictatorship.

Gawe beetje chillen bij M-D (Marie-Dominique)

by Porxer September 20, 2018

M.D.

1. Medical doctor.
2. Major depression.
3. My dick.
4. Muff diver.

I went to see the M.D. I think I am suffering from MD, because this girl I dig wants nothing to do with MD. Guess she's a MD!

by AutograftSpecialist November 30, 2023

M.D.D.

An abbreviation used to covertly refer to Manic Depressive Disorder (Bipolar) or Major Depressive Disorder (Unipolar). Simply referring to it as M.D.D. helps avoid random strangers eavesdropping and thinking you’re nuts.

My M.D.D. is playing up again. That’s why you haven’t seen much of me recently.

by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010

M.D. Golden Rule

Can mean either MODERN DAY GOLDEN RULE or MEDICAL DOCTOR/DENTIST GOLDEN RULE. Illustrates the degraded/depraved state of the human psyche in the self-centered dog-eat-dog world of the 21st Century.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.

I try very hard to just behave myself, keep a low profile, and not get sick if I can possibly help it --- there are too many human jackals out there who practice the M.D. Golden Rule.

by QuacksO February 8, 2013

M D lounge

1.) A word in which some loser pondered, or stole, after listening to a Dane Cook CD in which he mentions working for the BK Lounge (Burger King). Only this time rendered for McDonalds and far less creative. Loser.

Hey friends I don't have, what did you think about my definition on urban dictionary?

You fag, your definition was nothing more than a mere M D Lounge.

by Brad Pinto December 28, 2005

M.D.I.C.T.Y

My dad is cooler than yours

A term used in reference to the coolest and highest-quality father.

"Your dad wears his workout shoes to restaurants, mine wears Vans; therefore, M.D.I.C.T.Y."

by papawoody June 19, 2023

M.D.I.B

means my dick is big saying originated in northern new jersey friends when talking about sexual encounters shortly after the M.D.I.B ARMY was started

yo i pounded the shit out of this chick dogg,,word up M.D.I..B!!

M.D.I.B SALUTE!!

by MDIB SOLDIER July 28, 2010