m'dude

A colloquial pronoun used in place of "my man. " Can also be used almost interchangeably with "dude." Example: "Well m'dude, is it time to bounce or what?"

"Thanks for taking me to the airport."

"No problem m'dude! "

by MangoSlango April 15, 2017

Nah dude I'm fine

Common expression of disagreement from a shitfacedindividual on their current level of shitfacedness.

Guy 1: You sure you can drive? You're pretty drunk, you can't even walk!

Guy 2: Nah dude I'm fine. *pukes in Guy 1's lap*

Guy 1: Fuckin drunktard...

by st1kypalmz December 12, 2009

L.M.R.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M

Let me ride your dick until you cum inside me.

Ashley:Hey Chance L.M.R.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M Chance: What? Ashley:Let me ride your dick until you cum inside me.

by Jacobdayfuckme November 11, 2022

Dude I'm so high right now

Said usually by first time smokers or smokers of a powerful strain

Dude I'm so high right now. Mixing green crack with cat piss and blue widow creates awesome!

by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

M'Shit-dunk

A phrase to describe when a man is well encumbered

Dude my dick so huge, M'shit-dunk!

by Xanbabe June 25, 2019

L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M

Let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.

Girl: (whispers in boy's ear ) {L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M} let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.
Boy: shit go right ahead.

by anonymous January 4, 2021