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Mr. Lyons

Gag (joke) used on social / news comment sites where someone gives the name "Mr. Lyons" and local zoo phone number to fool other people into thinking an actual name and number for contacting has been posted for a confrontation. Used by DarthRandall on TBO.com, USA Today, and the Washington Post when provoked by angry or rude commenters who disagree with him.
"Do you have a problem with me?? Why don't you give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx, ask for Mr. Lyons."

Hey, I just "Mr. Lyons"-ed another idiot on TBO!! He fell for it and called! What a maroon!
by TheUnclieChrist March 2, 2010
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Lyon

The 3rd city of France (2nd including suburbs : 1,6 millions inhabitants),part of the UNESCO world heritage list.French capital of gastronomy, the city is also well known for its soccer team Olympique Lyonnais. Beautiful unknown city,plenty of things to see. Not far from French Alps and Geneva.
Interpol headquarter is in Lyon
by teddd May 3, 2008
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Liron

Liron is secretly a smart shy and sensitive girl but she usually is out-going, weird and hilarious. She opens up easily, even though people have hurt in the past. This girl is a mixture of everything you could imagine except for a drama queen. She's always down to chill, stay up late with friends or eat an entire box of cereal. She can't keep secrets since she is honest and is a horrible liar, but she will always have her best friends back no matter what. Liron is very sexy, and loves to play truth or dare. Her past boyfriends consist of athletic hotties but she hates relationships. Liron is very unique since she is a white girl that can twerk like a black chick.
by youngwildnfreeky June 15, 2016
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south lyon high school

A school where everyone is super judgmental. Mostly white school yet half the boys try to act like thugs because they smoke weed and wear designer brands. This school thrives on talking shit about other people and all people talk about is others. If you don’t wear designer or talk a lot of shit and do drugs you will not fit in to this school. South Lyon High School is one of two high schools in South Lyon and is known as the better school.
“hey there’s South Lyon high school!” “Oh yeah the whitest school in the state full of drugs and the most snobbish judgmental people!”
by southlyonexposed October 21, 2017
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talan lyons

Talan Lyons Is A Sexy Abbed Person Who While Take Your Girl when he wants he will kick your A$$ if u mess with his girl Plays lots of sports Musceled like the rock
oh man I wish I was a Talan Lyons
by Ikr He's a bada$$ April 25, 2017
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LaRonda

Diva, takes a long time to get ready, Has to try everything on and ends up buying something new to wear, very pretty, helps whoever she can, overall amazingg, Very loveable.goddess stature for sure!!
See that lady with the shopping cart full of stuff? She is such a LaRonda.
by ustwoonly February 9, 2009
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Lyon

A man creature, who may or may not have questions about his sexuality. A Lyon is the kindest of beings, that's is, unless you anger the beast. In the case that he is angry, you will feel the scorn of 1000 lions. Also, do not sneak in a Lyon's car, he will cut you. A true Lyon will have a blade fetish, especially when the blades are long and black.
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy at the Ford dealership that stabbed a guy who got in the backseat of the car he was in while he was detailing it? He went crazy, but then ended up buying the guy he stabbed the car and taking him to the hospital afterwards.

Person 2: Yeah, I totes did bro! I'd like to get to know this guy, he sounds like a real Lyon.
by Mashichael November 19, 2012
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