Gymphobia

Gymphobia is a phobia where where one is scared to make the effort to have a healthy lifestyle. Generally is seen in a person who complains about their bad health due to being overweight caused by their unhealthy choices (not eating healthily or not working out) but don't want to put in the effort to lose weight.

Also is a person who shames those who workout to feel better about themselves.

Your friend has gymphobia. He keeps complaining about being overweight but won't do anything about it.

by Gymshredder July 21, 2022

Lymphomie

A person diagnosed with an umbrella-type of cancer known as lymphoma. Plural lymphomies.

Hugs to fellow lymphomies and our caretakers who are all just trying to get by.

by u/BudgetBag6913 September 2, 2022

LINphobia

The fear of playing against the Knicks, knowing that you will have to play Jeremy Lin

Person 1: Who are the Lakers playing tonight?
Person 2: Knicks at 8:00
Person 1: I bet Kobe is suffering from LINphobia right now

by Stickee April 12, 2012

laphobia

The fear of sucking too much dick

"i think i have laphobia!"

by rachaelsucker September 1, 2015

Lolphobia

Being afraid of Loling

1. She has Lolphobia, and cant laugh out loud.

2. His lolphobia caused him to live a very boring life.

by lolanater May 22, 2010

Hopkins Lymphoma

Anything including a person, place, thing or event that is affected by hate and jealousy.

When a person who is so inflicted with hate and jealousy goes to Urban Dictionary and maliciously clicks on the "thumbs down" icon.

Oh man, look at all those thumbs down entries on my Urban Dictionary listing, my Urban Dictionary listing is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

My window is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma because it appears that my hater tossed a rock through the window.

The skate event was ruined by Hopkins Lymphoma when he showed up.

Look at that nasty response, this blog entry is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

Internet trolls suffer from Hopkins Lymphoma.

by Bergen County Bombers August 5, 2011

lynphobia

when someone is a big boi dick hole to lyn and boolies her for no reason. she is innocent and lyn deserves better than ur twofaced bitchy attitude just because you're jealous of her and can't handle her bad bitch weirdness. grow up u fiend and choke on a chicken nugget.

you are the definition of lynphobia u bitch boy wasian slenderman

by jojo siwa’s weave hahahah December 2, 2021