Lurf Lurfington

The Grand Pooba of Lurfopolis. Also, the count, duke, chancellor, high priest, pharaoh, emperor, king, governor, prime minister, lead guitarist, and fuzzy pickle of Lurfville, a small commune on the outskirts of Lurfton Manor in Lurfburgh, in the county Lurfchester, in the state of Lurfonia in the Grand Republic of Lurfopolis. Frequently he can be found lurfing it up at the lunch table, though he is also known for his lurfacious trumpetry.

1) Attention please: Will Lurf Lurfington please report to the attendance office.

2) A. Dude, that guy is so cool.
B. I know. He's such a total lurf.
A. Yeah...like a boss.
B. No, like Lurf Lurfington.

by LL4eva April 21, 2009

Lurf bang

A state of mind when someone says something that makes you feel uncomfortable

"Ah here bai, luke said some gay shit and now I'm having a lurf bang"
"Yeah bro that put me in a lurf bang"

by C. A. R. R. I. G December 21, 2019

lurf bang

A mental state of disgust when someone says something that makes you uncomfortable or cringe.

"Ah bai, luke just said some gay shit and now I'm having a lurf bang"
"yeah bai he put me in a lurf bang earlier"

by C. A. R. R. I. G December 21, 2019

lurfing

Licking someone's face

I looked over my shoulder and saw my friend was lurfing a hot chick.

by kallywinn January 25, 2014

Lurf

Squad full of real niggahs

Going out with my lurf tonight

by Rileysquaa February 14, 2017

Lurf

Love, use, respect, fuck

I lurf my Dom.

by kmages April 9, 2021