Reputational laundering

When Betsy DeVos, Mick Mulvaney, and Elaine Chao say they are leaving the Trump Administration because they have principles, but we all know it’s less than two weeks before they would be out of their jobs anyway and they just want to save their social standing and careers in the future. Plus, they have no principles or integrity.

These reputational laundering attempts coming out in the final hours of the Trump White House are fooling no one.

by 45 exits the building January 9, 2021

anal plundering

You have sex with an asshole. And it is good. After having said sex, the asshole has been stretched to such proportions that you can put some kind of small trinket inside for the next person to find. It's a surprise!!!

Upon inserting my penis, I found an oddly shaped d20. I wondered how it had gotten there, and then remembered her last boyfriend had been into anal plundering. I continued to fuck her, not testing my luck.

by Me love de analrama. July 1, 2006

money laundering

(n.) The process of hiding the source of illegal income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion.

This definition has evolved to include any form of hiding income (or sources of income) in the interests of avoiding tax, although the problem posed by non-specific 'cover-all' statements means that it is open to loopholes because of the vast grey areas.

Money laundering has been practised for over 6000 years, but the term itself comes from the prohibition era of american history.

If a public limited company were to pay its director fees or dividends through purchasing toy cars worth £1 each for @ £50,000 each from a foreign company (and listing them as real cars) owned by the receiving directors/shareholders so they get their money with minor taxation, that would be covered by the extended definition of money laundering.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

money-laundering

Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.

I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

blundering idiot

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet

Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.

by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 14, 2013

money laundering

1. when a group of criminal makes money out of illegal arms sales, smuggling, organized crime, drug trafficking, prostitution rings, embezzlement, insider trading, bribery and computer fraud schemes hide how they make their money by disguising the sources, changing the form, or moving the funds to a place where they are less likely to attract attention.
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them

Money laundering is done on a world scale

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004