Lumpkin

When a man sits on a toilet, takes a shit, and gets a blowjob at the same time. In other words pure satisfaction.

Perv: will you give me a lumpkin?

by YouGotNothingOneMeBitches September 21, 2007

lumpkin

getting a blowjob while taking a shit on the toilet.

Andrew: Dude Sasha gave me a lumpkin last night!

Joe: Forreal?!

Andrew: Yeah, she blew me while I took a shit.

by bl0ndiee1026 August 30, 2010

Lumpkin

a fat chronic blunt

yo kid, I can't wait til I get out of class early so I can chill at home and smoke a lumpkin to the head.

by Zany Zane January 23, 2014

lumpkin

A lumpkin is a extremely beautiful yet misterious girl who who you see very often but know nothing about. She may seem shy and cute at first but when you get to know her she can have a bad girl side to her.

a lumpkin is NOT when a guy gets a blow job wile pooping!!

that girl over there...herd shes pretty lumpkin

by ashleyfdf September 16, 2007

Lumpkin

The act of a man reciveing oral sex while he is a having a bowel movement.

"Dude Sally gave Jim a lumpkin last night!"
"Damn that's pretty gross."

by Sir Nifkin May 29, 2007

lumpkin

an extremely lumpy pumpkin

The pumkin patch was loaded with a bunch of old, little lumpkins.

by ApolloThe Great July 16, 2006

Lumpkin

a lesbian blumpkin. A woman eats out her lesbian friend while she proceeds to doo doo.

Jill gave Lisa a Lumpkin in the locker room after tennis practice

by dave miller from L.A.C. November 27, 2006