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Lucifer’s Linguine

Yo, we’re having lucifer’s Linguine tonight if you wanna taste!
by dunber April 22, 2018
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Linguinist Church

A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.
Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!
by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009
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Linguini with Clam Sauce

When a girl gives you head after having been in her pussy.
I gave her the Linguini with clam sauce after fucking her.
by J31 March 3, 2014
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linguidiot

An individual who promotes idiostics.

The rise of Internet communications has led to a rise in poor grammar, spelling, and punctuation, along with a rise in ad-hoc fad-based portmanteaus, such as Brangolina. Linguidiot is a portmanteau mocking both the overuse of portmanteaus and people with exceptionally poor grasp of writing constructs. It combines linguistics (the science of language) and idiot (severe retardation).

Some linguistic offenders prefer to respond by further highlighting their ignorance, using responses such as Grammar Nazi.

Originally coined April 3, 2013 by Gregory S. of Florida.
Bob: Ur l8me to.

Fred: Way to go, linguidiot! You make yourself look like you have no ability to learn and apply details.

Bob: grammar nazi

Fred: (roll eyes) You're using the wrong words (too, not to) and can't spell! That's not even grammar!
by ChuckerGreg April 3, 2013
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linguini

A mispelling of "linguine" !!! Don't forget it!!!

The correct name of the typical Italian pasta is LINGUINE!

Linguini is WRONG!!!
(At restaurant): I'll have the linguine... (Do NOT say, I'll have linguini)
by Hypnotic.Illusion March 25, 2010
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Linguini de Legendos

An online game played by massive wood division noobs who ragequit whenever they see who is laning against them.
Dont download it. If you have it, uninstall. Wait, that is not possible. You are addicted too.
A: Wanna play some pasta today?
B: Some... what?
A: Some linguini de legendos?
B: Count me in!
by Average pasta connoisseur March 21, 2022
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Finger My Linguini

Fml= Finger My Linguini

Almost like a “suck my dick” or “eat my ass
by belladonna29 August 18, 2019
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